by Tyler FInigan
People who can’t take a joke!
Lighten up…jeez! Just because it’s nearing the end of semester doesn’t mean everyone has to stick a pole up their ass. I tell you, SOME people just can’t take a joke! They go cry to anyone who can hear them: “Mommy, the angry man made fun of me.” Well, guess what, wipe up your drool. grow some balls and laugh for once in your life. Its time to grow up and realize that you’re not the only one in the fucking world. Be a man and move on. Life is too short to be dwelling on something that won’t be worth anything in a couple of years, shit… a couple months. Add some variety to your life because everyone is bored with you and I personally don’t care but it’s time to get laid! You have to understand that I’m just a guy writing for the student press, not a big time journalist who wants to ruin your life. You’re just a fool who needs attention. So here… Attention received!
…And that’s what really pissed me off this week.