Overheard at Dawson

 

Boy: Dude, I’m not a drug dealer. If I was a drug dealer, I’d have a car by now.
UPPER ATRIUM
Teacher: Is it too fast? Too slow?
Boy: It’s too early.
Girl: That’s what she said…
 CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Teacher: Some of us pass class, and the rest of us pass gas!
Boy: I pass both!
CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Girl 1: She had a boyfriend, but he broke up with her.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: She wouldn’t give him head. She has epilepsy…
LOWER ATRIUM
Boy 1: Why sugar?
Boy 2: Cuz It’s like crack.
Boy 3: Ya like sex.
CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Teacher: So does pornography lead to prostitution?
Boy: It can, but I think that the porn keeps the pervs in their mom’s basements
Teacher: So it’s better for them to wank themselves off then go out and molest someone.
Class: …
CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Boy 1: So yeah bro I’m working out now!
Boy 2: Working out? Man you’re such a pussy, why the fuck would you be working out?
Boy 1: My Wii bro!
LOWER ATRIUM
Girl: What’s so special about the Special Olympics?
UPPER ATRIUM
Teacher: I’d rather get pissed off than pissed on.
CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Girl: It’s weird, I feel something vibrating between my legs and my cell phone is in my hands…
LOWER ATRIUM

Boy: Dude, I’m not a drug dealer. If I was a drug dealer, I’d have a car by now.

UPPER ATRIUM
Teacher: Is it too fast? Too slow?Boy: It’s too early.Girl: That’s what she said…

 CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Teacher: Some of us pass class, and the rest of us pass gas!Boy: I pass both!

CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Girl 1: She had a boyfriend, but he broke up with her.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: She wouldn’t give him head. She has epilepsy…

LOWER ATRIUM
Boy 1: Why sugar?

Boy 2: Cuz It’s like crack.

Boy 3: Ya like sex.

CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Teacher: So does pornography lead to prostitution?Boy: It can, but I think that the porn keeps the pervs in their mom’s basements

Teacher: So it’s better for them to wank themselves off then go out and molest someone.Class: …

CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Boy 1: So yeah bro I’m working out now!

Boy 2: Working out? Man you’re such a pussy, why the fuck would you be working out?

Boy 1: My Wii bro!

LOWER ATRIUM
Girl: What’s so special about the Special Olympics?

UPPER ATRIUM

Teacher: I’d rather get pissed off than pissed on.

CLASSROOM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE
Girl: It’s weird, I feel something vibrating between my legs and my cell phone is in my hands…

LOWER ATRIUM

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