WORD IN THE HERD

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen on the internet?

+ editor responses

“chatroulette.com, you see a lot of penises and people having sex.”

Caroline R. – Fourth Semester – Photography
For those who don’t know what chatroulette is, it’s a site where you can chat with random people with your webcam on. ANYWAYS, those penises and people having sex you see are fake. People use a program called “minicam.” It switches your webcam for whatever video you choose to play. How do I know this? Don’t ask.

“Videos on animal cruelty. It’s sad. Animal mutilation stuff.”
Felicia F. – Second Semester – Arts & Culture
Yeah, people who mutilate animals deserve to fucking die! I was really happy when that douchebag,who posted a video of himself mutilating a cat, got arrested. Thank you internet police. It’s good to know that there are some nice people on the internet.

“Your face on Facebook.”
Kayla M. – Second Semester – Child Studies
“HAHAHAH” You must think you’re so funny. Child studies… I bet you’ll pass that joke along to some kids in elementary or kindergarden. Then they will think you’re so cool, but in reality, we know no one in your age group finds you funny. Go home, take a shower, and wash the shame off your body. You suck.

“A woman having sex with an octopus. A girl showed it to me, don’t ask.”
Daniel M. – Fourth Semester – Pure & Applied Sciences
Was she Japanese? I bet she was. That shit is common in Japan. I once saw a cartoon version of that. Who would have thought that people would actually try it in real life…

“Child pornography”
Tyron F. – Second Semester – Mechanical Engineering
Very bad indeed. Damn pedophiles! I heard that a lot of the child pornography on the internet is taken by the parents. What a bunch of sick assholes! Damn you pedobear!

“4chan”
Alan B. – Fourth Semester – Social
That site is definitely the worst site on the internet, especially that certain board which I dare not name. That board, which I dare not name, contains humanities darkest, cruelest and just the most fucked-up thoughts ever thought! If you’ve seen the “Imaginationland” episode of South Park, they talk about the nightmare side of imaginationland. Well, that nightmare side of Imaginationland is just fairy tales compared to what comes out of 4chan.


“Two girls, one cup.”
Ryan B. – Fourth Semester – Commerce
Maybe ten people gave this answer. So common. Nothing special. You clearly don’t spend enough time on the internet. Big deal, two girls shitting in cups, eating it like ice cream and throwing up in each others mouths. *Yawn*

“Don’t trust links your friends send you. Ever.”
Amanda M. – Fourth Semester – Psychology
“We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy” – Rick Astley

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