Piss OFF!

by Tyler Finigan

Students who prolong class by asking the most insane questions
C’mon, the class is almost over. I want to leave, the teacher has been blabbing on for an hour, and I need to “drain the main vein.” The only reason the teacher asks if there’s any questions is because he doesn’t want to take responsibility for your fuck ups. What pisses me off the most is that the question is never simple, like “When’s the exam?” or “What’s the homework?” No! It’s got to be some sort of philosophical shit about how the world exists and why the hell you are so dumb. Why can’t you wait till the class has left to ask your so called “important” question so that we can get on with our lives. I swear, the next time I see your hand go up at the end of class, I’m going to sprint full speed at you, and drop-kick you in the face!
People who take forever to order food while I’m in line
The main reason why the menu’s so big is so that you can read it in line! How many times could you have possibly gone to McDonald’s that you need to try something new? Seriously, make up your mind; it’s not that hard. The hardest choice you have is between a burger or chicken and whether you’re going to take a diet coke or live dangerously with an original coke. So can you please hurry the hell up and stop taking your sweet ass time so I can order my McFlurry!  …And that’s what pissed me off this week.


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